Nosey

By now I imagine you are all thinking what hope is there for the children of the world if they are being exposed to such horrific programmes as '...Night Garden?'
Thank god that you were never exposed to such horrific nightmares, warping your fragile, childlike minds. At least you had the opportunity to grow up normally, free from anything that might cause you lasting mental damage, right?

Wrong. There is a good chance that you have simply managed to block these memories out and right now you are living in a state of denial. Here, for example is a clip from a show that used to be on when I was little. I think it may go some way to explaining how I became the man I am today.